Penguins are Amazing

taco-bell-rey:

Reading a long ass post and finding out its not funny at the end

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spn + favourite sam and dean scenes
└ 8.14 Trial and Error

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

croatoanwithcas:

hes-my-unicorn:

imthefinal3patchproblem:

he looks like a moose being tranquilized 

Correction: That IS a moose being tranquilized. 

Let’s just appreciate this face for a moment, shall we?

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via toeverythingturn)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

xollos:

we’d make a good jaeger pilot team, if you

catch my drift

sbrueggen:

drunkenbruises:

kentuckynightmare:

cats are the shit

cats are so fucking funny, this cheered me up so much

The one with the takeout box looks like its trying to take flight

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE