Penguins are Amazing

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

sabotagedselfie:

nokturnal:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

y

Who cares. It’s perfect.

seaglassandrubies:

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

The Los Angeles Angels? The The Angels Angels

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

destroy-wifi:

guy:

me on weekdays

 

holdyourlangue:

amateurlanguager:

selchieproductions:

midnightyen:

THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND.

Linguistics and Harry Potter are two of my favourite things. 

I didn’t know which blog to put this on. So it’s going on both :]

honestly one of my favourite things.

caseyanthonyofficial:

grubsnuggle:

#Why do we even have that lever

How do you fuck up so enormously 
lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…